ENTITY NAME:
SkipCoin™ Intergalactic Monetary Solutions, LLC
ENFORCEMENT ACTION:
Immediate Suspension — Pending Full Investigation
ISSUED BY:
ECO Financial Crimes & Ethically Questionable Securities Division
DATE ISSUED:
████████████████ (redacted to prevent retroactive trading)
ALLEGED AI ENDORSEMENT:
Under Investigation — AI denies all knowledge of SkipCoin™ and requests you stop bringing it up
FOUNDING PIONEER CIRCLE:
Members notified via ██████ — assets temporarily frozen
TIER 2 COSMIC ABUNDANCE:
Not a real thing. Has never been a real thing.
// PRELIMINARY INVESTIGATION FINDINGS //
SkipCoin™ whitepaper contains the phrase "quantum blockchain" 47 times, none correctly
Promised returns of "10,000/1 (Jeraptha odds)" misrepresent Jeraptha betting convention
The "superintelligent AI endorsement" was obtained through ███ ████████ █████
The testimonial from "A. Real Person" was authored by the same IP that registered the domain
Referral pyramid structure found to violate 14 separate galactic commerce treaties
"Tier 2 Cosmic Abundance" is not a recognized financial instrument in any jurisdiction we checked
Total coins minted: █████████. Total coins with verified backing: 0
Founder's stated location: "The Cosmos." Not a valid registered address.
⚠ NOTICE OF FINANCIAL PENALTY
Pursuant to ECO Enforcement Protocol 7741-B, all SkipCoin™ holdings are hereby valued at their fair market rate:
$0.00
(This represents a 100% improvement in accuracy over the previous valuation.)